AVAST YE, SCURVY LUBBERS! THIS HERE BE A SHAMELESS
BLOG-FLOG!
My lovely and talented sister has been accepted to the MFA program at
Columbia University,
but she doesn't have enough money to afford the tuition.
But if 40,000 people send her $1 each, she'll have enough to attend her
first year.
So go, my loyal minions! Go
and help make her dream come true!
Ahoy there mateys! Be ye seekin' tales o' salty dogs an' pirate treasure in th' inimitable style o' Long John Silver his own self?
Um, sorry then, wrong page.
But if you do happen to be looking for the inane blatherings of one Pirate King, renegade reviewer of All But the Kitchen Sink, well, you've come to the right place. Here at the Pirate Review, I mean to park my incessant ramblings on subjects both sublime and ridiculous, at least until such time as the tide turns.
There's cold Apple Beer in the galley, a superlative view from the crow's nest, and the Captain is always partial to honest . So have at it, big shot. And as the Froggies say, laissez les bon temps rouler!
TPK
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