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Posted 2008

  Sensuous Sandwich (Provo/Orem, UT)
99 Ranch Market (Kent, WA)

 

Posted 2006

  Ocean Sky (Eugene, OR)
Amtrak Gauging when it makes sense to take the train

 

Posted 2005

  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Thai Chili Gardens (Orem, UT)
Roadway Express
Boundin': An Animated Allegory
Yo, Moron Labels with attitude
BUSHITLER
The Body Thief Curse Just another crackpot Harry Potter theory

 

Posted 2004

  In God We Trust Why atheists should cling to the concept of God in America
Friendly Dragons: When Fantasy Supersedes Reality
Shadow Marxism The motivation behind the ideology
Schooldazed, Part 3
Science Fiction Book Club
Napoleon Dynamite
Ecology: Separating Fact from Fiction
Shrek 2
Peacemakers vs. Pushovers
I.Q.
Aqua mirabilis in the 21st Century Musings on 4711 Echt Kölnisch Wasser
The Mark of Baz Thoughts on two Baz Luhrmann movies

 

Posted 2003

  Pride and Prejudice: A Latter-day Comedy (2003)
Style Over Substance: World AIDS Day on BYU Campus
Ariel
Pendulum Court (BYU, Provo, UT)
Play - Great Big Sea
Skyroom Restaurant (BYU, Provo, UT)
Henry Gitner Philatelists
Why and How to Shut Down the RIAA
Vampire Princess Miyu: Volume 1
Vampire Princess Miyu: Volume 2
Handmade Soap
100 Best Characters, my tuckus
Weslandia
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Ravensmoon Replicas
Pentel Metallic Gel Rollers
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Ingathering: The Complete People Stories
Everything I Know About Pirates A Collection of Made-up Facts, Educated Guesses, & Silly Pictures about Bad Guys of the High Seas
Motorola Talkabout T5420
Signs of Herbalife
The Song of the Lark
Cheap and Greedy in the Land of Utah
The Silent Boy
Schooldazed, Part 2
Ana Jose Nacho - Mecano
Losing Savor: Salt, Cheese and Culture in the Mormon Corridor
Snow White: Silver Anniversary Edition
Stars Fall On Texas
Haley's Cleaning Hints
The Hudsucker Proxy
Schooldazed
Thy Father is a Gorbellied Codpiece!: Create Over 100,000 of Your Own Shakespearean Insults

 

Posted 2002

  His and Her Circumstances, Vol. 1 The Appearance of a Normal Life
The Three Worlds of Gulliver
Mistress Masham's Repose
The Shorter New Oxford Book of Carols
The Man in the Santa Claus Suit
Suds and Charlatans: The Filthy Truth About Shampoo
Sanford Uni-ball Vision
Midnight for Charlie Bone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Under Plum Lake
Moving-Target Markets
Creative Cards: Wrap a Message with a Personal Touch
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
HP Photosmart 320 Digital Camera
Crocheted & Fabric Tapestry Rugs
Papa Murphy's Take and Bake Pizza (Kirkland, WA)
Father Goose
Spirited Away
Panda! Go, Panda!
Alice (Něco z Alenky)
Pirate O's (Draper, UT)
Blood Simple
Blood Music
Claim Jumper (Redmond, WA)
Ivar's Acres of Clams (Seattle, WA)
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Microsoft SideWinder Game Voice
Caption This!
BadMovies. org
The Frugal Gourmet On Our Immigrant Ancestors
Webhosting. com
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
God's Army
Running Out of Time
The Millennial Project: Colonizing the Galaxy in Eight Easy Steps
Buca di Beppo (Lynnwood, WA)
The Best of Lord Krishna's Cuisine
The Sea Egg
Trader Joe's (Kirkland, WA)
Uwajimaya (Seattle, WA)
What's Up Doc?
Ginger Tea Makes Friends
Gypsy Rizka
Orangina
Walking on Water: Reflections on Faith and Art
Cave Man Kitchens (Kent, WA)
Daniel's Broiler (Bellevue, WA)
Rethinking Titanic
A Little Princess
The Barbarians
The Changeling
Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Postage on the Cheap
The Monopoly At Your Front Door
Budget Flowers
Abre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes)
Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader
Fascinating Womanhood
A.I. Artificial Intelligence

 

Posted 2001

  The Pirates of Penzance
10 Essential Herbs
"Gifted. Talented!" Whatever. Raising Gifted Kids
Stalking the Wild Asparagus
Bully Busters
- The Manila Tombstone (the closest I get to a site manifesto)
Monsters, Inc.
Trader Joe's Liquid Echinacea
Puzz-3D Orient Express (PC)
The Crumpet Shop (Seattle, WA)
Thoroughly Modern Millie
Uncle Shelby's ABZs
Bar Keepers Friend
Imodium Advanced
The Wacky World of Forks
Grimbold's Other World
The Wizard of Op
Death by Convection Heat
Serendipity - Stonecircle
Kinko's Copies
Boycott The Body Shop
I am the cheese
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
"Mawwage is wot bwings us togevva today."
Blockbuster Video
Boingo (1994) - Oingo Boingo
Escape from Monkey Island (PC)
Live Wizardry: The Best of Silly Wizard in Concert
Noah's Bagels (Kirkland, WA)
Shoes for Industry! The Best of the Firesign Theatre
Surviving College Roommates
The Joy of Used Books
The Soul Cages - Sting
The Taming of the Shrew

 

 

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